Aliens

Official spokesman for the Church of Scientology

http://stripperina.tumblr.com/post/98117362283/leighalanna-effrille-ithotyouknew

leighalanna:

effrille:

ithotyouknew:

nastyhalfbreed:

ithotyouknew:

nastyhalfbreed:

ithotyouknew:

Wow. My last client was so fucking hot I’m sad I had to go. British accent, super fit, great size penis. Makes the job worth it, tbh.

how do you know his…

Reblogged from kngshxt, Posted by twitterscreencaps.
baremidriffs3:

U know what
Reblogged from death-by-lulz, Posted by memewhore.
isicklahey:

Four score and seven beers ago
Reblogged from heart, Posted by 6woofs.
6woofs:

6woofs:

A photo I’d normally crop, but…. omg the cat’s head. I…. had no idea he was there at the time.

I can’t stop laughing
  • me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
  • ...
  • me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

satanss-nipples:

puphei:

The girl in the background made the blonde girl’s desktop background a picture of her holding a sign that said “Hi there. So um…Will you be my girlfriend?” while she was in the bathroom. This is the girl’s response. 

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING ASDFGHJKL

THATS SO ADORABLE IM CRYING

(Source: forgetaboutcait)

Reblogged from fasterfood, Posted by littlegirlover.
okatu:

pie eating contest?
nah son free pie

shalrath:

people with “and i probably hate you” in their description

image

(Source: shalrath)