Aliens

Official spokesman for the Church of Scientology

Reblogged from lisamariebaby, Posted by sicklysatisfied.
sicklysatisfied:

⊃ If You Only Knew.. ⊂
Reblogged from theneophile, Posted by 1directioncrazzyy.
Reblogged from parkingstrange, Posted by neogohann.
suburban-auschwitz:

Pikachu looks like that friend that gets way too high and Ash gotta rush him to McDonalds 
  • lesbian: that girl is really cute
  • straight boy: oMG DO YOU WANT TO FUCK HER OR SOMETHING LMAO CAN I WATCH

wyllie-coyote:

peanutbummer:

exuberantneuropsychologist:

shmeeshed:

clevergenius:

the-diarrhea-of-anne-frank:

yea im a girl

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yea i play video games

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HAHAAHHA JK

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yea im a dude

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of course i play fucking video games

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HAHHHAHAHA JK im really a woman

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yea im a girl

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yea i play video games

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HAHAHAAHA JK IM OLD GREGG

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indeed i am a boy

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indeed i play video games

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HAHAHAHA JK IM A SWORDFISH

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Yeah I’m an trans*guy

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yeah I play video games

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jk I’m actually a dad

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IT GOT BETTER

(Source: iwishihadafather)

tylerchokely:

santa:

CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THIS FUCKING FACE MEANS

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IS IT CRINGING IS IT A SMILE WHAT IS IT!! 

"face with clenching teeth"

Reblogged from ruinedchildhood, Posted by didgeridood.
didgeridood:

after watching anaconda
Reblogged from iusedtobeorgasm, Posted by gaypee.

futurefantastic:

zacwells:

futurefantastic:

zacwells:

How long does your ideal hug last

38-45 minutes

that’s really impractical

u said ideal, not realistic

(Source: felfs)

Reblogged from teen-derp, Posted by richardcreech.
richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION
GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA
Reblogged from surendranauth, Posted by kingjaffejoffer.
h0odrich:

I NEVER USE THIS WORD BUT THIS IS I C O N I C
Reblogged from ruinedchildhood, Posted by yungwavegod.